A goatee is this decade's mullet. Yes? (Of course "Yes"!) - Page 3

Yelnik25 · 12-18-2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Magdlyn

The Johnny Damon look of the '04 winning Red Sox was pretty hawt too.

But I'm just a damn hippie, so what do I know?

I have facial hair like his.

And you'll have to pry my Crocs off my cold, dead feet. I love them.

Politesse · 12-18-2008, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Magdlyn

This look is worse than all but the most heinous mullets

It is dumb, but actually so is charging someone for "disorderly conduct" because their underpants are showing. What are we, fashion fascists?

Pope John Pol Pot II · 12-19-2008, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Magdlyn

This look is worse than all but the most heinous mullets

It is dumb, but actually so is charging someone for "disorderly conduct" because their underpants are showing. What are we, fashion fascists?

Anyone else notice that the middle sketch looks as if were drawn by a true aficionado (nice ass!)? On the flip side of the same poster the police have suggested some alternative punishments for the low-riding miscreants:

Elka · 12-19-2008, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Magdlyn

Now you are getting technical. Nobody calls them Van Dykes.

Really?

I do.

Elká

Memoria · 12-19-2008, 08:26 AM

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Well it's not that goats are bad... it's how we'll look at them (and other fashions) in the future. We all LIKED our big hair in the 80's... It WAS in style then!!!

I didn't like big hair in the 80s. Plenty of people didn't. Not everybody gets caught up in fads.

Not so much for men as for women. I rarely SAW a woman without some kind of "Big" hair. OTOH...my husband has pretty much worn his hair the same and hasn't changed his style of clothing much in the past 30 yrs. He's always had short hair. It's has been a tad bit shorter /longer through the years, but only by about an inch. I am not saying that everyone is or should be a slave to fashion... I'm certainly not... But, if you saw some guy wearing a leisure suit today...are you telling me you wouldn't do a double take?

I never went in for the big-hair thing. Ok, a few times I spiked my mohawk up & it reached a couple of feet but that was waaaay before "big-hair" became popular.

I think the whole "gansta-wear" with the pants 5 sizes too big & hanging under the ass will definitely make the list!

Memoria · 12-19-2008, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by muon

Men who shave any part of their face are buying into culturally imposed facial self-mutilation. Shaving is a sexist imposition of oppressive cultural mores upon subject males who acquiesce in their own emasculation.

That is all.

What about women who shave?

Magdlyn · 12-19-2008, 11:32 AM

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Men who shave any part of their face are buying into culturally imposed facial self-mutilation. Shaving is a sexist imposition of oppressive cultural mores upon subject males who acquiesce in their own emasculation.

That is all.

What about women who shave?

Women who shave their entire yoni are buying into culturally imposed genital self-degradation. Shaving is a sexist imposition of oppressive cultural mores upon subject females who acquiesce in their own infantilization.

Oolon Colluphid · 12-19-2008, 11:46 AM

Holy shit. After recently having to remove a certain signature, I read this thread's title as "A goatse is this decade's mullet. Yes? (Of course "Yes"!)"

The mind boggles.

ninewands · 12-19-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Magdlyn

This look is worse than all but the most heinous mullets

My BiL had a VERY bad habit of wearing his pants, belt, etc., so that he would occasionally present us with the "plumber's buttcrack" (on the right). He doesn't do it so much since the day I told him to either get some suspenders or I was going to spackle that buttcrack before it got any worse ... and bought a gallon bucket of spackle ... then labelled it "reserved for {BiL's name} ass" just to make my point.

I mean ... come ON folks ... SOME things SHOULD be a felony!

ninewands · 12-19-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Magdlyn

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Originally Posted by muon

Men who shave any part of their face are buying into culturally imposed facial self-mutilation. Shaving is a sexist imposition of oppressive cultural mores upon subject males who acquiesce in their own emasculation.

That is all.

What about women who shave?

Women who shave their entire yoni are buying into culturally imposed genital self-degradation. Shaving is a sexist imposition of oppressive cultural mores upon subject females who acquiesce in their own infantilization.

I'm not entirely sure that's the locale in question, Mags.

Especially since THAT area was already discussed up-thread.

Memoria · 12-19-2008, 12:27 PM

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What about women who shave?

Women who shave their entire yoni are buying into culturally imposed genital self-degradation. Shaving is a sexist imposition of oppressive cultural mores upon subject females who acquiesce in their own infantilization.

I'm not entirely sure that's the locale in question, Mags.

Especially since THAT area was already discussed up-thread.

You got it

Magdlyn · 12-19-2008, 12:34 PM

Oh! Should we women shave our beards and mustaches, you mean?

Don't we all, except for the dykeyist bull dykes (and Sicilian great grandmothers), do this? Shave or pluck the chin, bleach the 'stache, expensive laser treatments, whatever it takes? To look "feminine?"

Memoria · 12-19-2008, 12:39 PM

And when did the whole plucking eyebrows thing begin?

Memoria · 12-19-2008, 12:40 PM

And shaving legs?

ninewands · 12-20-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Magdlyn

Oh! Should we women shave our beards and mustaches, you mean?

Don't we all, except for the dykeyist bull dykes (and Sicilian great grandmothers), do this? Shave or pluck the chin, bleach the 'stache, expensive laser treatments, whatever it takes? To look "feminine?"

As far as that's concerned, I think it's entirely up to the female in question. I, for one, would not voice a preference one way or the other. Of course missygail looks NOTHING like the "dykiest of bull dykes" OR a Sicilian Great-Grandmother.

Berthold · 12-23-2008, 11:37 PM

Prominent goatee wearers were quite different personalities, if you look at this one and this one.

Pendaric · 12-24-2008, 12:43 AM

I've had my goatee pretty much permanently for the last 10 years, apart from shaving accidents:

Magdlyn · 12-24-2008, 12:50 AM

David Cook, with his version, known as a "scruff."

Lanakila · 12-24-2008, 10:12 AM

Everytime I look at the title of this thread I see the word goatsee, instead of goatee and think to myself uuuuuuu.

Blueskyboris · 10-18-2009, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Yelnik25

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Originally Posted by Magdlyn

The Johnny Damon look of the '04 winning Red Sox was pretty hawt too.

But I'm just a damn hippie, so what do I know?

I have facial hair like his.

And you'll have to pry my Crocs off my cold, dead feet. I love them.

Really? Then we are Crocs buddies!

MrFungus420 · 10-18-2009, 08:27 AM

Goatee and long hair. For at least 20 years.

This is a couple of years ago, but still mostly accurate.

Halloween Anus - halloween sock · 10-18-2009, 08:30 AM

You look like a stoner.

Frikki · 10-18-2009, 10:51 AM

With guy like these I think I´m safe from ridicule.

And the best thing is that it comes up when you google douchebag.

MrFungus420 · 10-18-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Halloween Anus

You look like a stoner.

*cough, cough*

Huh...what?

Besides, what's your point?

I'm employed, renting a place, have a car. I'm meeting expenses with enough left over to be able to afford my vice.

Halloween Anus - halloween sock · 10-18-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Frikki

With guy like these I think I´m safe from ridicule.

And the best thing is that it comes up when you google douchebag.

Funny, that's how I imagined you.. Frikki..

12-19-2008, 11:46 AM	#305390 / #58
Oolon Colluphid FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Alibi; ego ipse hinc extermino Posts: 4,630	Holy shit. After recently having to remove a certain signature, I read this thread's title as "A goatse is this decade's mullet. Yes? (Of course "Yes"!)" The mind boggles. __________________ Fututum fides delenda est

12-19-2008, 12:34 PM	#305439 / #62
Magdlyn NSFW Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Following my bliss Posts: 9,286	Oh! Should we women shave our beards and mustaches, you mean? Don't we all, except for the dykeyist bull dykes (and Sicilian great grandmothers), do this? Shave or pluck the chin, bleach the 'stache, expensive laser treatments, whatever it takes? To look "feminine?" __________________ Bees. I'm covered in 'em.

12-19-2008, 12:39 PM	#305445 / #63
Memoria And Venus is her name. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In my head. Posts: 2,554	And when did the whole plucking eyebrows thing begin? __________________ Fair is something that comes to the vacant lot once a year and we all ride the merry-go-round.

12-19-2008, 12:40 PM	#305446 / #64
Memoria And Venus is her name. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In my head. Posts: 2,554	And shaving legs? __________________ Fair is something that comes to the vacant lot once a year and we all ride the merry-go-round.

12-24-2008, 12:50 AM	#312011 / #68
Magdlyn NSFW Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Following my bliss Posts: 9,286	David Cook, with his version, known as a "scruff." __________________ Bees. I'm covered in 'em.

12-23-2008, 11:37 PM	#311910 / #66
Berthold Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vienna, AUSTRIA Posts: 983	Prominent goatee wearers were quite different personalities, if you look at this one and this one.

12-24-2008, 12:43 AM	#312002 / #67
Pendaric www.secularcafe.org Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bradford, UK Posts: 2,745	I've had my goatee pretty much permanently for the last 10 years, apart from shaving accidents:

12-24-2008, 10:12 AM	#312540 / #69
Lanakila Not a reasonable person Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Montana Posts: 6,791	Everytime I look at the title of this thread I see the word goatsee, instead of goatee and think to myself uuuuuuu. __________________ I need someone real bad...Are you real bad?

10-18-2009, 08:27 AM	#648890 / #71
MrFungus420 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,277	Goatee and long hair. For at least 20 years. This is a couple of years ago, but still mostly accurate. __________________ Ezekiel 4:12 (King James Version) And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

10-18-2009, 08:30 AM	#648891 / #72
Halloween Anus - halloween sock Scary. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 331	You look like a stoner.

10-18-2009, 10:51 AM	#648908 / #73
Frikki S#&t C$#k Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Iceland Posts: 151	With guy like these I think I´m safe from ridicule. And the best thing is that it comes up when you google douchebag.

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